The Florida Farce: Rick Scott Vs. Charlie Crist

Posted by Mike Confino, October 11, 2014

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If you want to forecast the fate of the nation, it’s tempting to play the Hillary and Mystery Date 2016 guessing game. But that’s like determining wedding cake ingredients by the plastic bride and groom on top. If you want a picture of America two terms from now, ignore the national stage and gaze instead at the states, where failure is confirmed before it’s applied to the rest of the country.

Look to a Ponzi state running eternally on the next out-of-town sucker, administered by a gerrymandered GOP hammerlock and overseen by a man who the president of Public Policy Polling once said could be trounced by “a ham sandwich.” That man is Florida Governor Rick Scott, who bought one election and feels like having another, who — depending on your point of view — makes the Sunshine State either more of a national punchline than it already is, or a paradise where every political malignancy can sizzle and bloat before coming home to fuck up wherever it is you live.

via Page 3 of The Florida Farce: Rick Scott Vs. Charlie Crist | Rolling Stone.